A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.
by ToM March 10, 2003
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The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.
"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."
by SMHSdefinitions December 20, 2015
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A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women
'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?
by Orinoco June 04, 2006
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This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
by MilitantS7even September 05, 2010
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A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange
Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww
by biker6676 February 12, 2013
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