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a friendly way to desribe friends with giant eyes that pop out of their skull.
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WOW, Ben has really big cow eyes!
by m.and.m.SS December 31, 2008
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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lily : damn girl how did you get past your dad in that skirt !?!?

amber : hehe i just said daddy pleaseeeeee and threw him the cow eyes

lily : haha works every time!
by baby_jane September 26, 2006
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A cow eye is the "over-the-shoulder look" you receive from a female partner during doggie-style vaginal sex, by surprising her with anal intercourse without prior notice.
I thought she was loose banging her doggie-style, so I stuck it in her ass, unannounced. She gave me the "cow eye".
by Elliott01 September 14, 2006
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How a females eyes look when she attempts to look in the eyes of the person she is giving a blow job.
Don't give me cow eyes, watch what you're doing.
by mssiege November 14, 2009
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the act of intentionally lowering one's eyelids halfway (in a cow-like manner) when looking upon someone with boredom, anger, or disgust
"oh my god history class was so boring today"
"yeah it gave me the biggest cow eyes"

"have you tried talking to that new girl?"
"yeah but she just did cow eyes at me and walked away"
by cameron & niamh August 29, 2006
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When a man loves a woman they do a sweet thing called making love. Although to consemate such actions a bj may be demanded by the greedy lover (man), now a cow eye is when cum is shot into eye of the poor unsuspecting girl.
by Nina August 03, 2005
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