/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Past tense of covide ( to be infected by by the Covid-19 virus)

covided
/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by dismiss from employment. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

1) The act of making a virus or other biological weapons and releasing it to the public in order to push the NEW WORLD ORDER agenda of top 1%.

2) The act of using the COVID-19 virus to push out and effectively killing all small businesses so WALMART becomes the only place to shop.

3) Deliberately coughing, sneezing , drooling, or spitting on someone in order to spread your COVID-19 infection.

4) Taking a grueling, painful, and otherwise horrendous shit, thus eliminating the bowels of feces.

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes

When a project has been canceled due to the novel corona virus