A male rumored by at least several women to have an extremely short uncircumsised penis
I had to dump him, his stick would never crawl out of its covers
by Covers April 17, 2009
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When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
by ktbrister September 09, 2010
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A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.
Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.
by TheCole0409 February 22, 2021
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usually a letter that accompanies your resume. It's normally about half a page and that half a page can make or break your chances of getting the job. It's a pain in the ass and no one ever really knows what to put in those few paragraphs and chances are, you're going to screw it up.
Mr. Smith would like you to send your resume with a cover letter to the business for an interview.
by Sarahjoe June 19, 2007
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This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.
Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"

Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
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Rob: the manhole cover on the street is gone. We need to call the city for replacement.

Monika: ya, if you’re calling our city, you need to request an ushole cover. Those woke folk will not react otherwise.
by the coMANd'r August 04, 2020
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Loosely translated, she's got a dick. Japanese machine-translated term for futanari or dickgirl.
"Shit man.. this is good stuff. This stuff.. It becomes the cover."
by Disemsweets February 10, 2010
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