1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law.
2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.
2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.
by Dragonvamp06 April 30, 2008
Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.
by Dioxylin July 12, 2017
The girl who works at the local Courthouse and fucks everyone going a coming there. Cops, politicians, and even con's.
Yo bro ole Amanda Judge Jone's clerk let the entire Sheriff's office run a train on her last Friday night at that party. No shit bro she's the Courthouse Whore it doesn't surprise me.
Zoe courthouse is a rare type of bully she is normally very tall and she pushes u over if your small and laughs like a horse pPfFFFFT u better watch out before this courthouse finds uuu
Zoe courthouse is a bully
by Lilyl156 August 12, 2020
Hym "Somebody's on their way to the courthouse to sue Elon for steal his ideas! Wonder if he's stealing anyone else's ideas while I get eaten alive by flies as a donut slave. Huh!? Not like I've generated billions of dollars or anything. God damn. This FUCKING DOGWATER!"
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023
She didn't wanna marry him in a chapel because he was poor and she thought he was a courthouse bitch
by Ralphwiggum94 February 16, 2022