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A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.
In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.
by daninater April 17, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018