A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.
"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."
"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."
"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."
by xteri December 28, 2009
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Brad thinks he's such hot stuff, just "casually" waving those yuppie drinking coupons around like that. He can get the next round, then.
by dwpocius May 25, 2006
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A Federal Reserve note, most notably the twenty-dollar bill. When folded simply but cleverly into the shape of a plane, an image uncannily alike the burning world trade center appears "right on the money."
Funny bunch those illuminati within the Fed who designed the 9/11 coupon as such so that the average american can begin to get a sense for what the NWO is really about and how it really controls their daily lives...
by dillettante October 17, 2006
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A coupon used by the homeless to buy crack and crack related items with a good deal. Coined by none other than me.
by Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 17, 2007
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A "Coupon Sam" is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it's stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.
They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
Hot girl: Here's a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. If you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch
Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
by Downvoting Victim July 26, 2005
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by thundt March 14, 2006
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A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!
"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"
"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"
"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"
"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"
"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"
by MJF07 October 20, 2019
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