A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.
What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).
I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.
by Mike Derulo May 10, 2011
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a coupon or token of appreciation given to someone a female is sexually interested in. made popular in the late 90s by a female comic on BET's Comic View. The coupon usually contains contact information and is only to be used by the issuer. also known as a sex rain check.
he was hot, but his girlfirend was blockin', so i handed him a coochie coupon.
by emew0314 August 02, 2006
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A friend/Acquaintance who frequently uses coupons to pay for items.
Henry: Lets go to McDonalds, I've got a voucher

Dave: Alright Captain Coupon!
by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014
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something that is faster than a speeding bullet
guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!

guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!
by billygan March 04, 2008
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A five dollar bill. The universal price of a cup at most college keggers.
Billy didn't have any keg coupons on him, so he had to break a 20.
by JPA87 September 30, 2006
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The stripper was greatful and showed me her stuff when I gave her the pussy coupon
by Big Dick 2009 September 12, 2008
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