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big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.
My ex-husband is a country bumpkin.
by zookeeper January 14, 2005
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Getting head from a baby cow while taking a shit in an out-house
When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled.
by Aneta November 06, 2007
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A rude thing to call a farmer, a bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck, widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a rifal at and tells to get off his property.
by isisj October 18, 2004
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The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.
Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin
by DangerousDaryl December 24, 2006
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A member of society who writes long, ramblimg, and disjointed thoughts. Puns never intended.
Country Bumpkin is my newest BFF and I love chatting with her in my spare time.
by M Jane Wagon July 10, 2008
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