1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims
"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"
by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009
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You know your a Grillbilly when your house is falling apart and you have a beautiful stainless steel grill.
by hakkon218 February 02, 2010
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When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.
by EuL0Gy December 08, 2008
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