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coughing and sneezing simulatneously, thus your heart skips not just one beat, but 1.5 beats. or, dry cough or sneeze at the same time
Akhmed was dusting his liquor store, the dust and his seasonal allergies came upon and he couneezed.
by Charmizzle May 11, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018