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A cougwhore is a woman who *thinks* she is a cougar but is actually just an Old Whore.
"Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the Harbor tonight."

"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?

"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
by kellybex July 15, 2009
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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An older out of shape, promiscuous, cougar who sleeps with multiple men, usually so desperate that she has to date younger men over 10 years less than her age while passing out STDs to the unknowing.
You see that front desk manager at the Casino in the blue shirt? She has an STD and is sleeping with that younger guy with the bad teeth. He is 12 years younger than her too! What a Cougwhore!
by TaTonka November 13, 2015
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