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The act of letting others around you know the reason you coughed which is never COVID-19.
*Cough*.... "OMG... I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it, it was just a tickle. I swear I don't have covid."
"No one is buying that coughsplanation."
by meetingman September 24, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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