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(n. pl.) - When speaking in public, you experience a sudden coughing fit - but you try to talk your way through it, leading the audience to possibly hear something you didn't actually say.
Cough Derps in action:
What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"
What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."
What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."
What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"
What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."
What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."
by The Real Egon Spengler October 05, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018