n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.

When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.