the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)
lets go have some fun on te couch =D
by slightly disturbed February 08, 2008
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When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.
Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.
by You know who this is Jake January 22, 2015
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One's system of morals or beliefs
dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
by yeahdude789 June 22, 2007
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the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
by the_adam_bomb30 February 01, 2017
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Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.
"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"
by KaylaNB August 29, 2009
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The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high
Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever
by Deva November 07, 2012
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