(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

To cause a tremendous amount of financial burden by backing out of a situation at the last possible second, resulting in lost deposits, and a lost opportunity to save money.

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.