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Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
by studio d September 29, 2005
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.
by Imelda Czechs May 06, 2013
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when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
by Erik da Red July 11, 2003
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I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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