When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.

A lazy person.

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

Another word for a Harley Davidson type motorcycle, usually spoken by people who drive crotch rockets.

a suave or fancy way of saying "couch"
another way to spell coochie.