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The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."
by Justin Timbe September 21, 2007
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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