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1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
by Johnny452 September 15, 2006
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise
Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
by Dr. Rockett June 29, 2012
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