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1. someone who is couch hopping
2. someone who perpetually couch hops
3. a mooch
4. a charismatic bum
That guy is a total couch hopper. He can never hold down a job. And whenever he has a girlfriend, he just lives with her until she gets tired of his shit. Then, he starts calling a different friend every few days for a place to stay.
by yon_sved September 22, 2005
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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a person who is down on her luck (or just doesn't like living at her permanent residence), but has so many good friends that she will never be homeless because she can sleep on a different couch every night of the month
I am a professional couch hopper; hotel rooms are for amateurs or rich folk not poor college students with lots of amazing friends.
by faithyeni March 07, 2011
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