May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.
John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"
by mrkansas July 08, 2011
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The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse
To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking
by DasNasty May 31, 2011
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Noun
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.
"Ah shit Dan! I left my tampon in... I guess it's cotton picking time."
by James C-drinks-gin December 19, 2008
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