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The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.
by Mislbays April 21, 2016
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.
My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.
by Mislbays April 21, 2016
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