My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.
by fat lover April 27, 2007
A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
by Dr Debacle December 29, 2006
When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.
Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.
by dankenstein February 12, 2005
(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006
by drew/ryan May 22, 2005
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
by ABurgesss January 3, 2013
by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016