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Addicted to makeup. They smell blush and inhale powder. They are either very tall or very short, never in the middle. They tend to look like our decendts according to darwin, the monkeys. No one has the balls to take care of something as energetic as a cotecchia. Be cautious, they can be VERY dangerous when angry.
G1: Watch out everyone, there comes cotecchia
G2: Holy crap!
G3: How are you even sure it's her?
G1: Because her makeup is so shinny you can see it from miles away!
Cotecchia: HI GUYS! Like, how are you doing? Like I am doing great! Are you guys like doing something tonight? If not, you should like definetly come to my place! Like I will bake my amazing brownies!
G2: For fuck's sake
Cotecchia: So are you guys coming? Because like
G1: Go to hell you face of sica
G2: Holy crap!
G3: How are you even sure it's her?
G1: Because her makeup is so shinny you can see it from miles away!
Cotecchia: HI GUYS! Like, how are you doing? Like I am doing great! Are you guys like doing something tonight? If not, you should like definetly come to my place! Like I will bake my amazing brownies!
G2: For fuck's sake
Cotecchia: So are you guys coming? Because like
G1: Go to hell you face of sica
by majdoauusna January 31, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Someone with huge teeth and small butt. They are either extremely tall or extremely short. They are very energetic
by majdoauusna January 31, 2017