relaxing, chilling, sitting back, having fun

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.

The experience of discomfort endured when boxer shorts are too tight on the wearer and ride up to uncomfortable, and often painful areas.
Like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.

any action performed when you are utterly battered. usually finding an interesting place to sleep

The action of getting zero points in 12 or 15 rounds of Counter-Strike.

A person cotching can be known as a "Cotch", "Elf" or "Blink"

They are also commonly know as being a "Slay0r"