A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


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a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.

Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.

A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.