Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
by $ad-Lo March 30, 2011
'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
by rxnxr October 17, 2009
dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut
by no foreskin physicist April 15, 2010
Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.
by James March 28, 2004
Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.
Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."
by Khrisiah May 20, 2010
One who explores inner and outer space via the use of natural and synthetic chemicals. Often a college student.
by Heirbare August 29, 2017
by Anonymous February 24, 2003