'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
by rxnxr October 17, 2009
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A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.
dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut
by no foreskin physicist April 15, 2010
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Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.
The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.
by James March 28, 2004
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One who explores inner and outer space via the use of natural and synthetic chemicals. Often a college student.
John will never advance in life as long as he chooses the vocation of chemical cosmonaut.
by Heirbare August 29, 2017
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Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.
Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."
by Khrisiah May 19, 2010
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Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.
"Why are you walking like that?"

"My new man's a real Kak Pipe Cosmonaut"
by lajopi 292 February 26, 2008
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