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an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes
Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
by cockonaut October 19, 2009
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A very large wang that mostly Mexicans have
Man HumberoRobertoRamerezdeMartinez has a very cosmic cock
by Drew Bloody McIntyre May 31, 2019
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