an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes
Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
by cockonaut October 19, 2009
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A very large wang that mostly Mexicans have
Man HumberoRobertoRamerezdeMartinez has a very cosmic cock
by Drew Bloody McIntyre May 31, 2019
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