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The unlucky few now, that cannot afford to have a cosmetic surgery. What am I talking about?
You! You must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. But, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the underclass that they go now to pre-paid 'surgery safaris' to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in South Africa! These 'surgiholics' often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a boob augementation op (the bustalization of plastits or Frankenboobs!) and are called the 'plastic closet' (or, in this very case 'Double-D-nials'!), or attend their own Botox Party (called 'BotoseXuals') and if they have no time for having a 'Botie', then they can have a 'lunchtime' lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like Lipostabil or 'flab jab'), or resolve to the latest UAL (Ultra-sound assisted liposuction), E-UAL (External ultrasound-assisted liposuction), VAL (Vaser® Assisted Liposuction), PAL (power-assisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed SAL 'suction-assisted liposuction')... the list is long.
You! You must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. But, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the underclass that they go now to pre-paid 'surgery safaris' to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in South Africa! These 'surgiholics' often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a boob augementation op (the bustalization of plastits or Frankenboobs!) and are called the 'plastic closet' (or, in this very case 'Double-D-nials'!), or attend their own Botox Party (called 'BotoseXuals') and if they have no time for having a 'Botie', then they can have a 'lunchtime' lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like Lipostabil or 'flab jab'), or resolve to the latest UAL (Ultra-sound assisted liposuction), E-UAL (External ultrasound-assisted liposuction), VAL (Vaser® Assisted Liposuction), PAL (power-assisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed SAL 'suction-assisted liposuction')... the list is long.
Body fascism is all the rage now... the dead also get their share of the cosmetic market: 'necro-cosmetics' is cosmetic surgery for the injured and defaced dead!
The 'cosmetic underclass' would be outrageous knowing that they can't have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!
The 'cosmetic underclass' would be outrageous knowing that they can't have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011