A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
Those in the field of social sciences that focus on correlations rather than causation in their research. Typically reside outside the field of Economics.
You found a negative correlation between hospital use and health outcomes and concluded hospitals are bad for your health? What are you, a correlation peasant?
by Likes_Cats November 06, 2019
The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
by Thomas Roald October 18, 2008
If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.
by Jameson Patrick October 19, 2008
phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.
Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
by niggman star33 November 08, 2011
A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
by mcfinners January 31, 2011