Sleeping is believing, breathing is deceiving.
Watch your heart, let it bleed, don't have faith in anything
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The drawback to living is finding yourself
Watch your heart let it bleed, don't have faith in anything

Using the hand of the first passed out party goer to jack off.

When you have a crush on corpse and only corpse 😝

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Necrophilism x alcoholism. Taking a body shot off of a dead corpse.

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.

Twitter feeds that are connected to auto-posting software and continue to Tweet after the company is closed.