A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else
I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.
by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020
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A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.

Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it

Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
coronavirus kills almost everyone in society
by SMH0318 April 07, 2020
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The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.
Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!
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A complete waste of time and energy that makes me want to kill myself
Ugh I feel kinda like Coronavirus
by Topshag April 08, 2020
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A virus that causes a gradual diminishing in human intellect, resulting in overly sensitive gullible sheeple, panic buying normal household goods that are completely useless against viral illness.
The toilet paper is completely sold out because of coronavirus.
by Cwbyfrmhell April 10, 2020
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