When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

the coronavirus should leave

The global conflict against Covid 19.

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer

No

Words spoken by the chief buffon of the United States of America and repeated by rat lickers all around the world as an excuse not to take any precautions against Coronavirus and go about their business as usual.

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November