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A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
by Perpendicular Bisector April 02, 2020
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)
Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!
by I-ARMY March 21, 2020
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A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.
Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS
by gracie1030 March 14, 2020
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A virus that does not last very long because it was made in China.
by B really January 27, 2020
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A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else
I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.
by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020
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A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.

Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it

Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
coronavirus kills almost everyone in society
by SMH0318 April 07, 2020
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