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Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
by Robbgt January 18, 2008
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
by Cornographer September 21, 2007
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Pictures of Corn, without the husk.
Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

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It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

by A Bathin Ape July 20, 2008
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Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn
cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.
by maxatron December 22, 2008
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A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
by Poochyena_ October 09, 2017
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