When you feel like corn.

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

An illiterate fucktard