A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.