getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

When one is walking up a flight of stairs, with one following behind him/her closely, one quickly thrusts his/her buttocks backwards into the following person's face causing their nose to be rammed into one's anus.

when u own someone real good

When a you suck dick and graze you teeth along the shaft causing friction on the skin like removing corn off the cob.

The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum

The term for boasting after your cornhole team just threw all 4 bags in the hole, winning the game.