When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
by DrRobot September 05, 2015
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To be mini corn dogging is to have a penis that is the size of a mini corn dog. Aka a tiny penis.
Guy 1: Did you hear that all these years Charlie has been mini corn dogging it?

Guy 2: Omg! I knew all those steroids would catch up to him!
by Random rawdog June 28, 2011
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Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.
dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.
by T.J. Dubz February 24, 2011
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When you and your buddy pull an all-nighter and celebrate the ending with a corn dog feast, usually followed by corn dog farts.
My friend Woody and I enjoyed a nice Corn Dog Breakfast after a late night playing Call of Duty.
by BigMikeTheBrave March 07, 2011
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Corn Dog Heaven is a place where the skies are blue and the grass is green. Corndogs are as plentiful as the generous sun's infinite rays that pour down on this glorious heavenly land. Visit Corn Dog Heaven. Go there now. All you need is your imagination and ten dollars for a 28 pack of Costco Corndogs. Indulge NOW!
Nolan had Rebecca pinned up against the wall. Things were getting hot and heavy. It was a match made in Corn Dog Heaven.
by saltyjohn October 19, 2008
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God awful smelling farts that normally follow after Corn Dog Breakfast.
After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.
by BigMikeTheBrave March 07, 2011
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When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.
"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."
by moneymoneydawg April 01, 2016
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