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singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.
"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
by Oxyura leucocephala July 23, 2021
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Cop mean to actually cop somebody on something they did or say. Basically confronting.
I’m finna cop him for talking bad on my name or I’m have to cop you for saying that shit
by Realistshortylatina January 25, 2019
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Something that you wish to buy
Usually used when referring to a clothing item
Can be used as a noun (See example one)

Or as an action (See example two)
"Oi Jackson, what do you think about this blazer?"
"That's a Cop"

"Should i Cop this jumper, Henry?"

"Yeah bro that's fire"
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by AverageDuke December 24, 2018
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A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.
"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."
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by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019
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(Noun)

1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.

2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.

Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020
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