Urban Dictionary: cop

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Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

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Cops

Known for their love of donuts and overpolicing black and brown neighborhoods.

“Cops just stopped me on the way to work. I hate pigs.”

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A word that indicates something is really cool and amazing

That pizza I ate yesterday was really cop

by candice 1234 June 13, 2021

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means to buy, get something.

Abdul: you wanna come down to the corner shop? Tj is coming too.

Tyrell: nahh need to go cop something real quick.

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Cop

1. To Cop something (obtain, Buy)

2. Someone who shoots people for no reason, and does the exact opposite of their job.

1. Jo, I’m finna cop these Prada Ski Goggles! They lookin’ 🔥🔥🔥

2. Morté and Tyrone: *are chilling at Starbucks, scrolling though Instagram*
Cop car: *pulls up right next to the curb. The door opens as Margie the Cop hops out the whip*
Margie the Cop: PUT YOUR HANDS UO IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW!
Morté and Tyrone: WTF?!?????
Margie: *pulls out a handgun* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?!?!?!?!
Morté: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ARRESTING US?

Margie the Cop: THERE ARE 90 PEOPLE OF COLOR THAT HAVE SHOT UP SCHOOLS IN THE PAST 10 YEARS AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF ‘EM!
Tyrone: My nigga wha-
*Morté and Tyrone both get diced by Margie the Cop*

Margie the Cop: well I just saved a whole family! *gets in her cop car and drives away*

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to get something good

yo B i just DEADASS COP that gucci

by yestakemeaway May 23, 2018

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Cop

To find or copy

Ryan: ay yo. Where can I cop that merch dude.

by Sam1d October 21, 2019

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