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A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)
Do you havw a coozie for my beer?
by jon December 11, 2003
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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One of the most awesome games every played in a swimming pool this side of Marco Polo. All players are equipped with a beer and when any person yells "Coozie", the last person to take a drink must finish their beer while the other players splash in a drowning attempt.
We were supposed to go to Cedar Point at 7 this morning, but after last night's wicked game of Coozie, we didn't get up on time.
by JimmyCDz August 03, 2011
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Slang, vulgar, for vagina. I suppose the common use of the word for the thing that hold's ones beer bottle came from the idea of slipping it into a vagina
Her coozie is delightfully tight and lubed.
by atto August 01, 2010
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cool, sweet, or awesome

"coo~zee"
It would be pretty coozie if someone gave me a lambo.

That new ipod was coozie.

My friends are coozie most of the time.

That was so not coozie.
by japoo3 June 11, 2009
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Pubic Hair. Usually in reference to finding it in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Damn, Fred, there's a coozie in my hamburger.
by Kenjolio January 14, 2004
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