A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.
by e.dawg August 28, 2010
The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.
by sexypinecone69 February 11, 2018
Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.
by 69420master_meme_lord January 16, 2020
When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 08, 2021
by balding cooter owner September 09, 2010
BEAUTIFUL. If someone says this to you, regardless of what you look like, or what color you are, understand every vag is beautiful. A vagina comes in all shapes and sizes! Love yourself:)
“She has a black girl cooter”
by Ur beautiful babyg1234 June 18, 2020
by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 17, 2020