Urban Dictionary: cootering

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 06, 2016

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Cooter snatched

Is the action of your underwear getting pulled into your vagina.

She got cooter snatched while pulling up her pants.

by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021

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Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 05, 2021

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Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

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cooter tap balls

The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”

I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.

by Maxxx90 May 03, 2020

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Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 01, 2012

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Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.

We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.

by Fuzz Aldrin February 22, 2013

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