A large turtle found in Katie's pond in Blacksburg, South Carolina.
That damn cooter snagged my duck's foot, drowned it and ate that shit!

Reid caught some cooter in the pond and sold that bitch. Does that make him a pimp????

I cut that cooter's head off and it snapped all night long!!!

I took that cooter's toe nails for ransom and threw them on the roof to dry out and make a necklace.
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It's not a fucking sea turtle, I don't care what anyone says. It is a vagina.
"A lot of people think I'm not a virgin, but it's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set cooter."
by DirtyMex345 November 08, 2009
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