tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.